Yes, I know I'm late.
Please refer to the title of this post...
Also, I'm in a bad mood.
If I have to listen to my 2nd grader WHINE about homework
(that I DID NOT ASSIGN. the teacher did... whine to her)
ONE MORE TIME...
I'll shoot both our eyes out.
With the bb gun Joey got for his birthday.
You want birthday pics, too?
pwoo, pwoo, pwoo.
(that was the sound of the bb gun - shooting someone's eye out.)