Am I a Scrooge to think that graduation from preschool (or kindergarten, or even 6th grade) is slight overkill?! Oh, well! It was a fun evening . . . Trey, the little boy standing next to Anna, is the reason I answer this question daily, "Mom, what grade do you have to be in to kiss boys?!" My answer: "COLLEGE."
And now, some GEMS from Joey's Second Grade "Quick Write Journal" which he brought home yesterday. I had the BEST time reading through it, and now present some of the best excerpts - totally unedited:
*One day my brother had namonea! It's when the fluooy gets worse and worse.
*My faverite song is Jigle bells. I like the jigle part.
*My faverite Ice crame flaver is choclite. I have ate it at Aretic Cerkle.
*If I was in a rodeo I would be scard. Becuse I would bounce up and down.
*I would vote for my dad beacuse my dad is seriuse. And strong. And fathful. (I assume
they'd been asked to write about whom they would vote for for president!)
*I don't have a faverite kind of socks. Becuse there all the same.
*My fridge is white. It has food in it. It does'nt have rotten food.
*I voted for Micane. Becuse people say Oboma lies. I dont know for shor. Goodbye.
*Oboma is presendent now. I am kind of sad. He chaned the rules. (P.S. This and the above do not necessarily represent his parent's political views ;) At least we know he'll think for himself!)
*I think that soldiers spend their day buying guns.
*I don't know what it would feel like to be a cow with no teeth.
*I'ts national hug Day today I would'nt hug anewon aspeshaley a boy Its creepy!
*If I foud the last bit of snow I would lock it in the frezer. But that would turn it into ice so I
don't know what I would do with the last bit of snow.
*If I could go on an amaganary trip to Ploto I would. Well first of all I wouldnt beable to beacuse
Ploto is more then 1,000.000.000 miles away from earth. But if I could I would shout IM THE
FIRST HUMAN ON PLOTO!"
*You shoud respect a lady. Beacuse she might be carring a purse and if your not nice she might
just SlAP YOU.
*If I found one hundered dollers sitting on the ground I would pay tithing. (ten dollers) Then I
would pay for two D.S. games Yoshis Ilend, and Mario Kart D.S. So 100-65=35 So I would
have 35 dollers left. So I'd give the rest to my parents.
*If I was a composter I would write RAP muisc. Beacuse RAP is sort for RAPTORS I Think.
(their school mascot is a Raptor!)
*I don't really know what my summer vacacon plans are but I know I will have fun.
MAN, I LOVE THIS KID!! I hope summer vacacon IS fun . . . .
