The reason . . .

. . .I always have to investigate when things get too quiet . . .

She decided to paint her own finger/toenails.

In the process, she also painted the toilet, the garbage can, the vanity side, the floor,

(which she tried to "clean up" by wiping it away with her hands- so her palms were covered!)

the step-stool, the rug, her pants, and shirt sleeve!

Nice.

At least she felt remorseful!

(that's brownie on her face!)

Later I found her eating toothpaste. . . (the non fluoride kind, THANK GOODNESS!)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THIS ONE?!

Road, this is Joey - Joey, Road . . .

LITERALLY, the ONE time Joey didn't wear his helmet while riding his bike -

this is what happened.

Poor kid.

Six stitches, one GINORMOUS goose egg, and

road rash galore . . .

Moral of the story:

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR HELMET!!

man, I hate it when we have to learn the hard way :*(

phew . . .

The following is a picture of the neck of a boy I was

once upon a time, long ago, in deep like with.

I, apparently, dodged a bullet. He did not return my feelings of deep like.

yes people . . . that's chest hair stickin' up out of his collar.

ew.

Why, you ask, have I chosen to post this?

Because, I feel it my duty to educate.

THIS is not a good look for a man.

OR a woman.

Consider yourself educated.

Check it out . . .

I am OFFICIALLY in business!!

If you'd like to see what The Fancy Flower Girl is up to - - check out my new blog!!

(See the link above right)

I'm now "in the biz" - and I'd love you to see what I do.

And then tell your family, friends and neighbors so I can do it for them, too ;)

P.S. I don't really think I'm all that fancy . . .

but 'The Flower Girl' was

already taken!