Saturday, October 23, 2010

The reason . . .

. . .I always have to investigate when things get too quiet . . .

She decided to paint her own finger/toenails.
In the process, she also painted the toilet, the garbage can, the vanity side, the floor,
(which she tried to "clean up" by wiping it away with her hands- so her palms were covered!)
the step-stool, the rug, her pants, and shirt sleeve!


At least she felt remorseful!
(that's brownie on her face!)
Later I found her eating toothpaste. . . (the non fluoride kind, THANK GOODNESS!)

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Road, this is Joey - Joey, Road . . .

LITERALLY, the ONE time Joey didn't wear his helmet while riding his bike -
this is what happened.

Poor kid.
Six stitches, one GINORMOUS goose egg, and
road rash galore . . .

Moral of the story:

man, I hate it when we have to learn the hard way :*(

phew . . .

The following is a picture of the neck of a boy I was
once upon a time, long ago, in deep like with.
I, apparently, dodged a bullet. He did not return my feelings of deep like.

yes people . . . that's chest hair stickin' up out of his collar.

Why, you ask, have I chosen to post this?
Because, I feel it my duty to educate.

THIS is not a good look for a man.
OR a woman.

Consider yourself educated.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Check it out . . .

I am OFFICIALLY in business!!
If you'd like to see what The Fancy Flower Girl is up to - - check out my new blog!!
(See the link above right)
I'm now "in the biz" - and I'd love you to see what I do.
And then tell your family, friends and neighbors so I can do it for them, too ;)

P.S. I don't really think I'm all that fancy . . .
but 'The Flower Girl' was
already taken!